February 2012
18 posts
The thing about parents is that they get you to the point where you want to kill yourself then they act like nothing happened the next day.
My cousin: Whitney Houston probably can't even hit the notes for "I Will Always Love You" anymore.
Me: Yeah, you know, I heard dead people can't sing. -_-
daniellehuynh asked: i put you for class clown superlative HAHA~ :)
hu0ngle asked: ya dum cunt thats not an option
hu0ngle asked: am i cool or am i awesome or am i pretty huh puto answer
Have you ever been so mad you threw a computer at...
itotallyrelate:
icanrelate.info
That’s not even a computer, that’s like a box of dirt lol
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Everyone’s getting sick.
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Panicking when you don’t think you have time to pack up before the bell rings.
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I hate when you wanna do cartwheels but you’re afraid guys will see your panties.
Do you like cheese?
Why yes, I do. My favorite’s Gouda.
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WHO THE HELL LEAVES THE SCOOPY THINGY IN THE RICE COOKER.
Everyone complains about how strict their parents are on grades, but I’d be disappointed too if my child doesn’t put as much effort as they can.
thatsthepowerofpinesolbaby:
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January 2012
39 posts
I hope you get screwed up in all your lies.
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I hate motion sickness.
aeuhgwerbrwe. The unlimited ride thing was a waste for me.
Anonymous asked: whats nikkis tumblr url
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I keep having to give up my argument or else we wouldn’t be friends.
Anonymous asked: It'z Not Lyk Peepz Did Nt See Yhu Pushign St3v3n Into R00m 1..
Anonymous asked: Yhu were rude todai @ lunch f0r pre$$ur1ng steven into da meeting & discouraging 7th graderz about teeny running. A f3w m0nth$ ag0 u sed dey were anoyin nd obnoxius w0w..
You're not even blunt anymore.
u-nguyen:
Just straight up rude.
Something to add to my bucketlist lol
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You’re never gonna be happy if you keep wanting more.
b00-y0u-h0ar:
plasticprince:
who took a video of me pooping
omfg
AHAHA. Is the sound fake LOL
Reblog if you have ever felt personally victimized...
gweeennn:
the notes are so…WOAH.
You are not alone.
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if my son is gay
son: mom... i'm gay
me: what was that?
son: i'm... gay
me: HA! KNEW IT!
son: wh...what?
husband: what's going on?
me: OUR SON'S GAY!
husband: oh god.
son: wait, is that okay?
husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son: i—
me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son: that's great mom bu—
me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son: mom that really isn—
me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband: shit
me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son: dad, what's going o—
me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son: i'm scared
husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG