February 2012
18 posts
Feb 23rd
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The thing about parents is that they get you to the point where you want to kill yourself then they act like nothing happened the next day.
Feb 23rd
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My cousin: Whitney Houston probably can't even hit the notes for "I Will Always Love You" anymore.
Me: Yeah, you know, I heard dead people can't sing. -_-
Feb 20th
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daniellehuynh asked: i put you for class clown superlative HAHA~ :)
Feb 15th
hu0ngle asked: ya dum cunt thats not an option
Feb 15th
hu0ngle asked: am i cool or am i awesome or am i pretty huh puto answer
Feb 15th
Have you ever been so mad you threw a computer at...
itotallyrelate: icanrelate.info That’s not even a computer, that’s like a box of dirt lol
Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Everyone’s getting sick. 
Feb 10th
4 notes
1 tag
Panicking when you don’t think you have time to pack up before the bell rings.
Feb 9th
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1 tag
I hate when you wanna do cartwheels but you’re afraid guys will see your panties.
Feb 5th
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Do you like cheese?
Why yes, I do. My favorite’s Gouda.
Feb 5th
4 notes
1 tag
WHO THE HELL LEAVES THE SCOOPY THINGY IN THE RICE COOKER. 
Feb 4th
2 notes
Feb 4th
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Everyone complains about how strict their parents are on grades, but I’d be disappointed too if my child doesn’t put as much effort as they can.
Feb 4th
Feb 2nd
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thatsthepowerofpinesolbaby: awertfyhjklkiutre
Feb 2nd
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ListenSkying with Havanna
Feb 1st
January 2012
39 posts
Jan 31st
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I hope you get screwed up in all your lies.
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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2 tags
I hate motion sickness.
aeuhgwerbrwe. The unlimited ride thing was a waste for me.
Jan 29th
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Jan 26th
Anonymous asked: whats nikkis tumblr url
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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I keep having to give up my argument or else we wouldn’t be friends. 
Jan 20th
Jan 20th
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Anonymous asked: It'z Not Lyk Peepz Did Nt See Yhu Pushign St3v3n Into R00m 1..
Jan 19th
Anonymous asked: Yhu were rude todai @ lunch f0r pre$$ur1ng steven into da meeting & discouraging 7th graderz about teeny running. A f3w m0nth$ ag0 u sed dey were anoyin nd obnoxius w0w..
Jan 18th
You're not even blunt anymore.
u-nguyen: Just straight up rude.
Jan 17th
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Jan 15th
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Something to add to my bucketlist lol
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
5 notes
3 tags
Jan 11th
2 tags
Jan 11th
22,049 notes
You’re never gonna be happy if you keep wanting more.
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
26 notes
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b00-y0u-h0ar: plasticprince: who took a video of me pooping omfg AHAHA. Is the sound fake LOL
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
63,847 notes
Reblog if you have ever felt personally victimized...
gweeennn: the notes are so…WOAH. You are not alone.
Jan 5th
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if my son is gay
son: mom... i'm gay
me: what was that?
son: i'm... gay
me: HA! KNEW IT!
son: wh...what?
husband: what's going on?
me: OUR SON'S GAY!
husband: oh god.
son: wait, is that okay?
husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son: i—
me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son: that's great mom bu—
me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son: mom that really isn—
me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband: shit
me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son: dad, what's going o—
me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son: i'm scared
husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
Jan 4th
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